All printable sheets

Christmas cracker joke sheet

Every bit as bad as the real thing. Read them out round the table, or cut them into strips to put in homemade crackers.

In the print dialogue, choose "Save as PDF" as the destination to keep a copy.

How to use it

Print double-sided so the punchlines are on the back, or print both pages separately.
Take turns reading a joke. Everyone has to guess before the punchline.
Making crackers? Cut each joke into a strip and fold it in with the punchline.

Cracker classics

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Why don't Christmas trees ever knit?
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
What do you call Santa's helpers?
What did the snowman ask the other snowman?
How does Santa take selfies?
What's the best Christmas present?
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Why was the turkey in the pop group?

Groaners for the grown-ups

What do you call an old snowman?
Why is Santa so good at karate?
What's every elf's favourite type of music?
How do sheep say Merry Christmas?
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
What does Santa do with fat elves?
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Punchlines

Cracker classics

Tinsilitis
They always drop their needles
Horn-aments
A mince spy
Subordinate clauses
Can you smell carrots?
With his elf-ie stick
A broken drum. You can't beat it
Sandy Claws
He was the only one with drumsticks

Groaners for the grown-ups

Water
He has a black belt
Wrap
Fleece Navidad
Santapplause
Snowflakes
He went down in history
Sends them to an elf farm
Jingle smells
It's Christmas, Eve

Where this came from

More sheets

Quiz sheets, charades lists and party games packs.

See all printable sheets